Sometimes you read a glowing review of a mediocre film from an unknown critic and realize that it is complete and utter bull****. Is it total stupidity that motivates these “reviewers” to be so off target? Conversely, many “esteemed” critics attempt to skewer a film that eventually becomes an established classic. And so the viewing public is occasionally goaded into shelling out good money to see a crappy film or dissuaded from viewing a cinematic masterpiece by some pompous asshole with his own agenda.
What were these movie critics thinking? We shall never know. Whatever the case, the whole lot of them should all be locked up and forced to sit through the entire works of Jean-Claude Van Damme. Critical Hyperbole collects the best of the worst movie reviews of all time! For more information about Critical Hyperbole, visit Alternative Reel.